Gasp. How can any man be that beautiful? And that cruel...

HAHAHAHAHA

Bully me, James Spader!!

Pic of James Spader, plz. Asking for a friend.

Oy.

Why do most of these teenagers look like they're in their 30s?

I know, right? Can't they say it is like Madness, sort of? Fuck, I'll take "It's like The Police, sort of" for partial credit here.

Never in my life as a sexually mature woman (or even a sexually immature teen) have I thought, "I could really use a nice high res picture of a phallus in my life right now."

Dunno, how about keep going on dates and treating people well until you find someone you click with? Like the rest of us.

Oh snap! I would NOT want to be Brown University right now!

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Anyone else think of the 30 Rock episode where Frank is peeing into bottles / making sun tea?

I have negative sympathy. I want to use this common area, and now this weird liquid container is my problem? Not today, Satan.

You nailed it. It's the damn accent, right? So many are taken in.

Why do standards of attractiveness not apply to British men? Serious question.

am I the only person who thinks he looks like Kif from Futurama?

Hey there, Benedict...you look amazing when you sleep, I can only imagine you're an incredible lover. Impregnate me. Please?