a) this is a dope headline

I had the same reaction. "Yeah, I'm kind of a hippy. Wear a lot of hemp, drink a lot of kombucha, love me some Grateful Dead, and, you know, run a cockfighting ring where we attach knives and shit to the roosters' feet. Oh, also, I'm totally gonna convert my VW bus to an electric vehicle as soon as I save up enough…

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR RAISING COCKS. FILM AT ELEVEN !

Having just followed through that coffee sign link:

"Fermented soy does not contain the anti-nutrients present in non-cultured soy products. The fermentation processes increases the availability of isoflavones which are associated with cancer prevention and produces probiotics, the beneficial bacteria that improves…

Please tell me how many marathons you have run, oh holy internet commenter.

The Rock chimes in:

He is the best bassist in my made-up Tejano band "Los Cangureros"

someone on reddit already christened it as his dick satchel. can't really top that

I agree. He doesn't seem to take himself too seriously. Like he's ready to wink at the camera at any time.

Yes, let's not forget something no one has ever heard of!

Not a horror story, but amusing: I had a roommate who was once almost recruited for CIA's "unclassified projects." AKA spy material. She was fluent in Russian and had "interesting" contacts from a semester abroad. An unmarked car hung out outside our place of residence at all hours, and at weird hours someone would…

He knows it too. It's in that stare.

Red is my favourite colour and I love wearing it. I look good in it. I mean, really good. HEY EVERYBODY! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!

I'm a Summer, I think. It no longer matters because all I wear are black tee shirts.

i look awful in red I AM JELLY

I'm usually more on the side of 50-50 nature vs nurture, but if there's anything that screams "culturally learned behaviour" is the symbolism of the colour red. It's been assigned to sexual outwardness since a long time ago, but it isn't necessarily like that in non-european cultures.

As a forty-something black man who has a body eerily similar to Prince Fielder's in terms of girth, quads, calves and bulbous midsection I have to say I am impressed with the chutzpah it took to put said body on the cover of a national magazine (even one as terrible as ESPN the Magazine). I am so body self conscious…

Yeah, even supposed professional journalists