oops double post

Yeah A-list on Southwest Airlines is like being the world's tallest midget

Ugh, I know... he was so gorgeous.

Whoa, check him out when he was younger. MeeeeeYOW!

Hastag buff lesbian??? AHahahhah I didn't think I could love him any more

He has charisma out the ASS.

I don't think I own a single piece of red clothing (just not drawn to it for clothes, I think maybe it looks terrible on me and that's why) but I love red everything else. Actually weirdly enough the colors I hate to wear (reds, yellows, pinks, browns) are basically how my entire apartment is decorated

I still have no idea what "season" I am! Like I have really dark hair and am usually pale, so I thought I was a winter, but I tan really well and my mom called me "sallow" once, haha. I think I just have no freaking clue what I look like

I don't think I've ever had a dishwasher as an adult! I'm convinced I would cook so much more if I did have one, I loathe doing the dishes.

People who call somebody as soon as the plane lands. "Hey we're here!" No shit. Convey that information via text message like a normal person.

Right? If I have to "compete" with FB and Buzzfeed for your attention, well... okay dude, that's a fight I'm happy to lose.

Spelling excellent, handwriting needs work, see me after class. B-.

Possibly the hardest 22.

He fucking wishes.

AHHHH THIS DRIVES ME NUTS. It's like people think that the first zone called is the "best" zone and all other zones are ranking the quality of the passengers from awesome to shitty, so if you're on the last zone you suck. What is this mentality??

22 in people years?

He's so bad at calling people dumb!!

LOL, I was gonna say. Oh Canada, even your cultural criticisms are 20 years behind.

Florida makes people crazy?