This comment 100% will be funnier than anything in the SATC reboot

“Thankfully, Cloris’ immense talents were very well acknowledged and she lived a long, uncompromising life.”

This is some Back to the Future II 80s-doing-2015 insanity and I fuckin’ love it

Uh, I know Bernie’s old and all but I don’t think he was there for the Taft inauguration :P

“My gyro guy refuses to wear his PPE mask over his nose. He simply will not do it. Does this suck? Yes. Does this prevent me from picking up my weekly Thursday gyro? Alas, it does not.”

I dunno, I think it looks dark and cramped. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I understand the impulse though, I fucking hate how that choad’s existence retroactively ruins shit I enjoy. It sneaks up on you too, like I was re-watching The O.C. and Summer refers to Caleb Nichol (a real estate magnate) as “Donald Turmp of the west coast” and I was like NOOOOOOOooooooOOOO

*yawn*

Somehow (lol) the news slipped passed me that Bernie will be the new chair of the Budget Committee, which bodes well for progressive stuff!

Evergreen:

One term president, lost popular vote twice, impeached twice. Quite the legacy from *checks notes* the guy who had a cameo in Zoolander?

I know she’ll come back bigger, bolder, and even progressiver than before!

“Nancy Pelosi is a highly favored condiment among many popular and diverse world cuisines” is not the sick burn you seem to think it is.

Whenever I read about those “Killary” conspiracy theories I’m like, then what is Anthony Weiner doing walking around?

Polio had ONE job.

Where’d you get “only lasts 6 months” out of “we don’t know?”

A+ atmosphere and acting, D- for the stupid fucking “plot”/ending

It always annoyed me in Sex and the City that they have Candace Bergen being a badass who tells Carrie to STFU but then later she’s begging Carrie for her man. She deserved Petrovsky! Carrie doesn’t deserve shit cause she sucks. In this essay I will, lol