Good thing Ardmore, Okla. had a supply of orange potato sacks for the booking photo.

Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell said that he thought Blackmon’s career was likely over.

Pretty cold-hearted move on the part of the White Sox front office, giving their fans hope and all.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Yes?

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

Until your wife sees your choice and then gives you The Look

Chris Kluwe is neither pretty or a football player.

I like you.

So, a typical Thursday night in the Magary household, eh?

Regardless of the rivalry, or the game itself, Iowa State is #4 in the country and Iowa is unranked. Storming the court is dumb.

You shouldn’t storm the court at home as the #4 against an unranked opponent you are expected to beat.

“I think these guys would fit in nicely at Deadspin.” Why they seem like nice people and you guys come across as a bunch of whining dickheads. Doubt they’d fit in .

It doesn’t hurt a bit that Golden Tate was on the other sideline.

As a Lions fan, the silver lining here is that I didn't piss myself after I drank to excess trying to fall asleep last night.

As a Seattle fan, that's your karmic payback for the Fail Mary game. You just cashed in that chip.

So what? Once the call is made you should still be able to stop a Hail Mary. And even if it was a wrong call, it wasn’t a horrible call.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Hey, let’s all blame the facemask penalty for the fact the Lions gave up a 61-yard Hail Mary.

You are by far the stupidest person I have read today. These other people are trying to help you. You should let them.