I'm glad you're here.

You literally are either at 100%, or 5%, and there is no middle ground with you.

You’re still here?

You’re right, anonymous internet stranger; That’s way better than being an Olympic Athelete!

Yeah, because that’s a plausable scenerio for everyone.

As long as I don’t have to commit to anything, then sure, twinsies.

True Story: The Mets beat the Cardinals 3-1 on Tuesday.

Even though we have never met, I thought if we did happen too one day we would make good friends.

These are supposed to be a list of hot takes. Not facts.

That Dez dropped it.

If I literally worked for and dedicated my life to a sport where the highest level of competition is this location at this time, and where current and future earning depend entirely on my presence and participation in these activties, then yes I would.

You must be new here.

I face palmed so hard, the guy two cubes over asked if I was ok.

This kind of thing is fairly routine.

Maybe he just wasn’t in the mood to play a baseball game that day.

You’re thinking of James Jones.

there is a lengthy statement on the call from Michal Rosíval, the chairman of officiating

anything resembling powerhouse football programs

Since when was “bold” a synonym for stupid?