When was the last time you fell down the stairs?

When you have to qualify something 3 times, it’s difficult to appreciate.

Dez still hasn’t caught it.

This comment doesn’t have enough stars. I don’t know why people are passing on this opportunity.

Hot Take: Wade signed for less money to win championships and play with friends, so he got what he wanted and the Heat don’t owe him anything.

Uh, has to be the face paint Harbaugh. You see crazy old guys at laser tag all the time. But could you imagine if your coach did that right in your face?

This was instantly my first thought too.

5.

Also, you replied to like 4 troll job posts over a grammatical error.

You clicked on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Then you commented on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Deadspin now knows that if they continue to write articles on the Cardinals losing, you will open them, and comment on them, giving them readership statistics they can then show to…

Yep!

You’re not getting it. That’s ok. I figure it’s a side effect for you.

How are we sure that’s not really Michael Jordan?

Um, you clicked on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Then you commented on the article, thus giving the article relevance. Deadspin now knows that if they continue to write articles on the Cardinals losing, you will open them, and comment on them, giving them readership statistics they can then show to…

Yet, you clicked on it. And commented. Further justifying it’s existance and continuence.

This comment deserves HOF consideration.

OH DIOS MIO!

I used to be a normal commenter on deadspin but I'm back in the greys now. Is it because I made fun of Albert too much? Can somebody tell him I'm sorry?