Thank goodness. Now that somebody is paying him real money he can finally get a haircut so he doesn’t have to keep giving them to himself.

Well then you must have a life. Good for you.

http://deadspin.com/all-the-nba-fr…

Even with the 7% pay cut, I still think he is doing ok at 32 Million.

JPP only did this to get a girl. But he realized later that the number she gave him was missing a couple digits.

I literally starred like 6 posts here. GOOD KINJA

I would really like to know where you are getting these figures from....

only thing that bores me more than baseball is most Deadspin comments about baseball

This is why these need to continue. This comment is exactly why these blogs are so great.

As a native Chicago resident, 25 straight playoff appearances to go along with 4 Stanley Cups, I am not. Take the compliment and don’t gloat. The Lightnings appearances in the playoffs have been equally as disappointing as the Wings as of late, unless you consider moving on to later rounds before being eliminated an…

Yeah, Tampa Bay has always been known as a hockey town. And who would want to go to a perennial powerhouse like the Red Wings anyway?

“Are you really going to do this the whole year???”

Also, the game ended at like 11 PM Cleveland time, and it’s sunny there. There is no such thing as a Cleveland fan outside of the cities limits either so...

It’s hard to criticize a person for misdeeds when all they are doing is winning awards like the Heisman and SEC football games.

He traveled.

He means can we have a break you cynic.

I read that whole thing thinking this guy is an idiot until I got to the Emmit Smith part. So here, take my star, but don't keep it. Use it.