I tried a Chaka Khan joke, but it didn’t land.

He obviously is suffering from delusions.

I’m a little surprised you didn’t write about the Teravainen trade

I thought you were talking about Chaka Kahn. I got excited...

Did you cry while you wrote this?

I’m sure all those tattoo’s keep J.R. really comfy and toasty.

He definetly sent this to Riley last night:

Probably a signed new hardcover copy of any of Magary’s books.

Did your coworkers make you post something just to prove you were still alive?

Even Ranger’s players put their hands up to guard against Odor’s wild fists.

Eh, I mean beating the Patriots the second time was only sweet because it was the Patriots. That was one of those games where I wanted both teams to lose. Because smiling Eli is pretty freaky looking.

As a Packer fan who lives in Chicago, it’s the Colts beating the Bears. But that’s very individual of me.

Ok. Well, my opinion remains.

No you don’t lol. There is no way you make that much money. No way.

Are you really throwing an entire sport under the bus because of the PGA and their shenanigans?

Our Nation deserves better than Fox.

Breaking news: wealthy religious elderly white man dislikes socialism.

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

Except trolls know they are doing it for attention. I’m pretty sure this doofus actually thinks we respect his opinion.

I’m pretty sure that Steven Smith is employeed by ESPN just because he draws in crowds. Like they don’t care if we mock him, at least we are watching.