Zimmerman

Except that game took place in Detroit. A domed stadium!

Whenever I see that GIF, I can literally hear what he is thinking....

Perhaps I’m mistaken on what a doormat salesman is. I’m picturing Old Jim standing outside a small stand alone store called “Doormat Imporium” filled with doormats with silly quips like “NOT YOU AGAIN!”

Doormat salesman!? I mean, you have to really know people to convince them to buy a doormat....

You have to be the only person who read that at Mahjarree.

No, I’m a Packer Fan, not a Packers fan. LOL STUPID VIKINGS FANS

I’m not sure if I should be scared, impressed, shocked, angry or laugh.

Did you really type all that? It just seems like a huge amount of work given the pay-off.

“That guy is such a zero.”

Where can the Sharks go from here?

All he needed was the “\/” motion to the groin at the catcher as he walked into home and that’s the trifecta.

I’ll star it anyway. Because that’s just who I am this week.

I was going to say, the joke was good.

Did you make the same joke twice, with slight variation in who he is hitting?

He’s definetly going to pee in it. And then he will wash it. But he will always know. And whenever he sees people drink out of it, he will smile to himself. Because he will know.

The real question is what will Phol Kessol do?

Yes and props to him for violently jerking his arm to flip him over after severe head trauma. Everyone knows the best way to bring someone back into consciousness is to shake them.

I'm going to go out on what I believe to be a very safe and thick and supportive limb and guess you are not a neurological Doctor of any kind.