It will. Phil Jackson called his cell and left a voice mail to tell them they were going in a different direction.

Who throws the ball away at practice? Especially when you’re competing for the starting job?

Crying Baby.

Lookin a little chilly in there Commish.

You don’t even joke about that. What’s the matter with you!?

It was nice of him to save some of his shoe polish for for wife’s hair.

Pros: Used it for years without wearing out. Never forget it. And it’s always warm.

Pros: Used it for years without wearing out. Never forget it. And it’s always warm.

“Man who couldn’t hit a slow pitch softball gets upset with former MLB MVP for striking out”

Oh yeah, that’s like 6th grade. I suck.

Hold up, I’m really bad at math, so where did those 2 zeros go?

That means, based on average, your team has a .000105% chance to win if they are down by 10 or more.

When he lost his pistol, he immediately knew something was A-mish.

# of no hitters: 288

21st time in MLB history that a club had overcome a double-digit deficit

With that picture, I just can’t. I mean.....

Of course I farted at my presser. Not doing so is bad for your colon, and I can’t risk that. In fact, I drink a mix of lemon peels and tomato juice to help keep that particular area clean. And luckily, lemon peels and tomato juice are something I can find laying plentifully around.

Look how excited the fan is!

It’s no secret that Yelp makes running a business harder. The Wall Street Journal points out that business owners often see a dip in profits after a slew of negative reviews

I know the point of that is the Whalers song or whatever, but I watched that 2:40 video expecting something to happen.

That’s not fair. You don’t even know who I am and you’re not being fair. I may be Trump, but you don’t know, so fair is fair, and you’re not being fair. I mean, I think it’s great though.