“sent my wife and I”

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

There are few things more satisfying then watching a guy hit a massive homer on a pitcher that has a wind up like that.

Semi-Serious question?

I see they are trying to turn the Packers from cheese heads into just cheese.

threw a sinker

“forgot”

Being a newly single, millionaire in Vegas who has to behave himself because he's the face of a university. Doesn't sound so great anymore.

Boy, you must be a real hit at parties.

I had a big event. My wife and I planed an paid for it all ourselves.

I guess you could say that fence is so tall, it’s two Story’s.

Cursed packed up its bags and left a long time ago. The Browns are, for lack of better terms, just a really really shitty organization.

When asked why he was playing water polo, Cam replied, “I like to dab in a lot of different sports.”

I have a history degree. College was amazing. Finding employment was not.

The other funny part is that this happened at an Applebees.

Jordan Spieth wishes he had Leo’s hiding skills.

As a Chicago resident, I appreciate the ranking. However, by your own admission, reputation was a major factor in your rankings. Which begs the question, what is Chicago’s reputation? Because, again, as a resident, all I hear from outsiders is that it is a haven for murder and violence.

No it’s not. Just give him your name. If there are no warrants, what do you have to be afraid of?

What you do is...... well, the first rule is you can’t talk about it. Interestingly enough, so is the second.

I never thought Chris Rock was that funny. I’m not going to start now.