It says he is based in Portland. A city of over half a million people, with a comprehensive public transportation system. So the rural argument doesn’t apply in this case.

The system is not broken at all. The guy just doesn’t want to do work outside of writing, and is mad that his small amount of earnings is being taken away from him and given to his kids, which he doesn’t want to happen. His basic premise is, “I don’t make much, so I should get to keep it all, but I also want to keep…

I hope you were joking about the gym membership. Uh, if your educated and articulate, employers won’t discriminate because you have a pot belly.

No, it definitely wasn’t. The writing seems way to forced to make analogies and it loses strength because I have to try and figure out what he is saying every line. I struggled through it.

They garnish wages because they don’t believe you will give the money to the children willingly. It’s not your money. That money belongs to your 3 children. You might do the work for it, but it still belongs to your kids.

OR maybe it’s ok to miss that one text message, or phone call, or Facebook notification. The world will still be here when you get back to it. It’s a sad day when we need to start wearing pins to let us know our phone is buzzing.

OR maybe it’s ok to miss that one text message, or phone call, or Facebook notification. The world will still be…

Incorrect. They get a stipend of a few thousand dollars each.

Regardless of the calls earlier in the game, you don’t do make up calls with 2 seconds left. And by your own admission that that wasn’t a charge and just a make up call, the ref’s cost Xavier the game.

He is still a weiner

Enough that an immediate bathroom visit is a necessity, lest the people around you will know what you just did.

If it was kindergarten, why do you remember it? Was their some traumatic story to go along with it? I’m pretty sure most kindergartners poop their pants still.

So am I wrong, or do you now realize that you should be nervous and frightened of the impending fecal soiling your inevitably in store for?

Really? I would have thought like half of Drew’s poop stories from the playoff’s jambaroo were in house stories.

I am convinced that at one time or another, every adult has pooped their pants. If you deny you’ve pooped your pants as an adult it means you’re a liar, or your due, and your time is coming. Do you agree with my beliefs, or am I crazy.

3. I think the Deadspin theory that a player complained or several people had a problem with it and Kenny is covering their asses seems the best theory.

F’n nailed it.

MORE STARS FOR THIS!

And then says, “You’re Welcome” to the citizens as he leaves.

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Given that is the definition, it is still a great burn. Elbow skin is gross.