Do you have a sister?

Why the hell doesn’t this have the most stars? A dumb, overused not scoring in high school joke beats this?

But Danny DeVito is still around right?

Granted, you make good points. But man, times have changed.

They are getting counselors because their coach was fired twice?

If this was Hockey, he would have gotten up and finished his shift. Weak soccer players....

This is what I was talking about...

whose most outstanding qualification might be that his father in law is the team’s equipment manager

God, we all know that even if LSU shuts down, the football team would still be fielded, the NCAA would pass some obscure piece of paper saying LSU gets an exemption, and the games would go on as planned. Because money.

God...... 1/10.

The worst part about this, is that not only is everything you said true, but these people also tend to kill people who are innocent bystanders, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Monty’s wife was doing nothing wrong, just driving her family around. Now, because of somebody elses boneheaded decision, she is dead.…

I would make a strong bet that your walking journey is much more likely to end up at the bottom of the ocean then taking the cruise. The Titanic will more than likely survive it’s journey, regardless of what history says. There are plenty of bad people that will harm you and toss you in the ocean on the walk from…

Josh Morgan =/= Josh Gordon

Woah, I’m not siding one way or the other. I wasn’t there. I was just stating that all we know is that off duty officers got beat up by professional football players.

You’re right. It’s not. Everything is open to interpretation.

Yep, don’t forget the third side! (The truth).

You should lock that down, bro. Go to enough weddings with a girlfriend, she will start wanting to have one of her own.

It takes two to tango, right?

What up Steven A. Smith!?