I just came here to say,

This is the cutest comment of the day. <3

You know he did it too.

Oh. You’re one of those kinds of people. Well...

This is better than the article and what I expected when I read it. Excellent work.

If you hold the ball to long in the pocket, you will rip you knee in half.

Brown is a filthy flopper

so I think he meant to knee him

His shenanigans cost him from being drafted anywhere.

Yo man, I was just reminding you that you’re late to the parade. You admitted it, I just confirmed it.

Every sport you listed (other than basketball and football) is non-revenue generating at a LARGE majority of schools, like 98% of them. If you divide the money up between the hundreds of thousands of athletes in every sport at every school, you’re talking about a few thousand dollars a year per athlete.

formation of dynasties

OMG THIS.

Finally this answers at least one of my questions with paying college athletes. So we are only going to pay the football and basketball players, right? Any other sport, they continue to be simply student athletes?

ACTUALLY, you’re the one that is late to this parade, buckaroo.

That is slow motion, but I wouldn’t say EXTREME slow motion.

Wow. You're really cool, man.

Sorry, I confused you with the other mouth breather.

Everything you said is the truth, man. Perhaps Vick was a poor choice because he is very regretful and trying to make amends. Truer words are rarely as spoken at deadspin. Well done.