Boy, you must be really fun to hang out with at parties.

Bruh, I’m not going to go through every guy since 2005 and add up their Pro Bowl appearances haha. But you left some important names off your list. Roddy White, Heath Miller, Logan Mankins, Vincent Jackson, Frank Gore, Justin Tuck, Darren Sproles, Jay Ratliff. And even non-drafted players like Robbie Gould and John…

You do understand how difficult it is to run the table? Rarely does a team make it out of the season without a loss, and far rarer to end the season perfect. Michigan State played a bad game, give them a break. Tom Izzo still gets the benefit of the doubt seeing as he is still one of the best coaches in college…

So 10 Grammy nominations and a win are not relevant? Let’s ask them:

Uh, Murray wasn’t the problem. The offensive line made up of a 3 Polly Pocket toys and a stale roast beef sandwich was the problem.

And that ended up being one of the weakest drafts in recent history

But we need to talk about elements of provocation.

I just wanted to say that William Hayes made 3.4 million dollars this year, and doesn’t believe in dinosaurs. So, dreams can come true. Always believe in yourself.

Uh, if you or any person is in a public area, you are eligible to be photographed with or without your permission. You are aware of that, I hope?

Okay, fine, “largest” was a gross exaggeration. But come on, look at this guy:

I normally enjoy boxing and UFC, but this was literally tough to watch. It wasn’t even a fight. It was like watching a much stronger kid beat up on a much weaker one. It’s not even fun to watch at that point. Just sad.

No pun? What the hell. 1/10.

Seriously. Since “Linsanity,” Jeremy Lin has been the most barely average player with the largest head on his shoulders, that is just asking for a face punch.

It’s got to be one of the most stressful. Kickers are a dime a dozen. Teams will cut a kicker they have had for over a decade and that hold the record for franchise points if they miss a couple bad field goals.

Your credibility has taken a nose-dive into bullshit land.

As a Vikings fan