I didn’t think it would be possible to make a bad joke worse, but good job!

You better keep it up, too.

In 3 years, I’m really looking forward to pop up fantasy scores after a play is completed.

I am routinely late to the party.

What was incorrect about the way he originally stated it?

This, obviously, can not receive enough love. For both information and presentation.

This might be why I don’t have a lot of friends. I’m the caller....

No one thinks Brady has any depth of political knowledge or deep insights to offer—he’s essentially a show dog. when not playing football

I genuinely think this team is decent....I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.

Yeah but he was just hedging an earlier bet.

Obviously you haven’t seen the movie. The target he is aiming for is behind her, and he does hit it.

Maybe that was just a lucky throw....

Why couldn't a fan copy and paste from the Redskins Twitter, or the Redskins from a fans Twitter? I didn't check to see Twitter sent this first. Forgive me if I'm missing something. Asking for a friend

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

Yep, you certainly are an Iowa State alum. The rest of your comment confirms that.

If what you say is true, it scares me that a such a goofy state legitimately impacts the rest of the country by being a swing state.

Can’t expect a school like Iowa State to know what levels of celebrating are acceptable.

So the 4th ranked team in the country barely hangs on over an unranked team, we storm the court for that now?

Ok, sorry :(

Seriously. These guys make Bernie Sanders look like a right winger.