We don’t have enough money for tax increases, even if it goes to help under privileged kids go to school! Uh, what’s that? LSU went 9-3 this year? WE NEED A NEW COACH! I WILL PAY WHATEVER IT COSTS, GET RID OF THE COACH!!!

You should be embarrassed of the things you are saying. I know you are going to say, “I’m not because I’m correct” or something along those lines, which is the mark of a idiot. When being shown reason, you choose your ignorant opinion over the truth. You honestly should be ashamed because you have a list of people…

So, kinda like this no call that cost the Packers the 2010 wild card play off game?

He is from Pittsburgh and now lives in Wisconsin. You’re lucky he didn’t say, “When ye throws it wit dat arches you gots yaself a chance.”

As a Packer fan, I accept that. This is good kinja.

Straight from the rule book:

Whatever you say, Dingus.

For somebody who has “played high major college golf” (What the fuck does this even mean? What is high major college golf?) and “play competitively still” you sure don’t grab the concept of golf. You don’t play against other golfers you doofus, you play against the course. Rory doesn’t affect Tigers game one iota.

Get back to work. My garbage cans are not going to unload themselves.

This is wrong.

From this picture hanging in my den. No way Boyd Dowler is that well off.

However, yes, I am still glad that American jury verdicts cannot be questioned.

Because football players wear cups genius.

Why should the defense in any criminal case? By that logic, you believe we should live in a system without appeals? So whatever the judge says, either way is final?

You probably arn’t going to get into law school.

I used to think, “Man, you guys will hate on everything and everyone,” but then I realized that you get paid to write and when there isn’t anything to write about, you have to make stuff up (Even if it’s petty) or you don’t get paid, so now I kinda just feel bad.

Will somebody go get Wes Welker please. He went to the wrong stadium again.

Well this is deadspin so blame the NCAA, power 5 conferences, Roger Goodell, or the Tallahassee Police Department.

Let’s say that he pitches 35 games this year, and averages 100 pitches a game. That means every pitch he throws in game is worth on average $8,857.00.