I know I F’ed up. GAAAHL

Oh crap, you were making a joke probably. My bad.

He doesn’t even need the mask. Shave his dome and he looks just like Gru. Same size nose and everything.

You’ve made better dong jokes then this, Tallywacker.

Gotcha yeah they really turned it around. A game at US Cellular this year was like 80% Royals fans.

The complete stupidity of this statement leads me to believe you are not a lawyer. Additionally, your attempted use of their terminology leads me to believe you aspired and failed to become one.

This is so perfect. I feel like I owe you money.

seem like some of the best in baseball

My point was that he shouldn’t be lashing out any fans, even if he believes all fans are moronic mouth breathing blowhards, because he needs the fans to maintain his career. I’m not saying the fans are right here, just that he needs to keep those opinions to himself. Imagine if every cashier/waitress told you what…

That’s true, I didn’t even know he said this until ESPN and Deadspin ran the article. I don’t even have Instagram. And I doubt I would follow Sammy Watkins if I did.

This needs more stars. This will be the best comment this thread could possibly have produced.

None of these players understand that they need the fans if they want to play this game for a very cushy living.

Hey, haven’t you been paying attention. Lots of people have made it clear the only reason he is playing is because he is supremely talented.

I really really hope a reporter calls his bluff and tosses a shrimp at him one day.

Yeah, but, how did it feel?

This couldn’t be any more accurate. I nearly expected Chris Hanson to come to the games and ask him what he was doing there.

Ugh, why would you even say that!?

I stubbed my toe on the door leaving my apartment this morning, and had to go back and sit on the bed for five minutes before I could get on with my day.

hey’ll probably suspend Adam Jones for peeing on fans.

teams must have non-alcoholic beverages for players Josh Hamilton and CC Sabathia