There seems to be a trend of highly drafting these short scrambling QB’s but not adjusting the offense to their strengths and trying to force them into the contemporary QB. Because a couple guys make it work, like Newton and Wilson, the trend sticks. But it also fucks stupid teams like the Browns with Manziel and Jets…

I don’t know if you saw it, but the Bears tried to do exactly that this past weekend and it only worked for the first half. But the Seahawks defense is better than the Bears (obviously) regardless of what happened in St. Louis, so who knows, a couple more 3 and outs and it might work.

I went to Western Illinois University and live in Chicago. I honestly believe the only reason Manzeil went there is because it says ATM on the helmets and he thought that was cool.

Actually it seems like people like all of them a bit, EXCEPT for the Manning ones. Both of those were just shit. And frankly, I don’t think anyone is surprised.

Me either, my mind has already chalked it up as a loss because that’s what I do now when the Packers play the Seahawks. And if the Packers do win, it’s not like it will make up for last season because instead of the Superbowl, it’s just week 3.... Best case scenario for GB is somehow the Seahawks have to play the Rams…

It’s cool. I myself have felt the euphoria of winning an internet debate.

Holy shit, you literally didn’t even finish the same sentence you are quoting.

One quarterback at a time. We’re still working on Joe Flacco.

I don’t give a rats ass what Seahawks fan’s call themselves. They can call themselves the kings of the NFC for all I care. As a Packer fan, I have a lot of other reasons to hate the Seahawks, none of which are directly related to them or their fans. (I.E. the replacement refs and Brandon Bostick.)

I’m sure the Seahawks brass ask the players and coaches to verbally call the fan’s “the 12’s” as much as possible. After all, they have paid Texas A&M $145,000.00 since 2006 to use their trademarked slogan. Because, you know, A&M was the “12th man” long long before the Seahawks decided they liked to steal that montra…

Along with football, Tom has found a way to deflate a sense of humor.

Metta World Peace Can Help The Lakers

Serious question: If you get a phone call from a number you don’t recognize, (usually a telemarketer), and you answer the phone, “It’s done, but there is blood everywhere” could you get into trouble?

Who’s Peyton Manning?

If it doesn’t require an index finger or half a thumb, I think we just found JPP’s fill in job.

Let’s not use JPP when we ask concussed player’s “How many fingers am I holding up?”

I kind of want to hear the story now. I kinda figured he was holding fire crackers in his palm to be bad ass or something.

My best friend has a sister named Beth, and his wifes name is Liz. Took me YEARS to figure out that they were actually both named Elizabeth.

JPP may have a professional football career. He may make millions more dollars then me a year. He may have a more attractive girlfriend and a bigger house and cooler cars. But I still have 2 complete thumbs.

Was it Magary??????