In London we have things called Oyster cards which open the barriers on the tube (there’s a chip in the card, you just touch it against the reader). This reminded me of the period a few years back where Potter nuts were cutting out the chips and putting them in the ends of wands to open the barriers by “magic”. I hate…

Also, Angela Eagle is going to challenge Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour leadership. So it’s pretty likely that in a few months the PM will be a woman (May, almost certainly) and the leader of the opposition an out lesbian with a female civil partner.

No, exactly right. As someone pointed out on (UK satire show) Mock the Week last night, all the Remain people have remained and all the Leave people have...left.