And he was not paying the mermaids as much as the mer-men.

I agree $20 is a good price point for a movie I might like to watch a few times, especially if it’s a kids movie that I can take with me anywhere loaded on the phone/tablet.

“You are fools to come to this place! The icy winds of Northrend will consume your souls!”

The Wall(mart).

Dead Bath & Beyond

So orange...so evil...

I would prefer The Carpathian to the Cheeto.

Reincarnated in our current one ...

How in the motherfuck is this real life? I ask that question at least 15 times a day and I have yet to get a satisfactory answer.

P.S. There are lots of stairs when you get here. I mean, a LOT. Also, we’re out of milk, could you bring some on your way? Kind regards, oh and death to our enemies. xoxo

This is the best teen week article. Decision made.

“Finish Him”

Miles has his venom sting which does the same thing.

PEE. TAPE.

They should definitely do a convention. They could have celebrity speakers. A concert? Maybe even... a ball pit?

Don’t mess with my carefully curated porn feed!!!

read the entire piece with Insane Clown Posse as the definition in my head of “ICP”

Just checked, and nope.

How colossally naive and stupid do you have to be to take that job or any job working for Trump?