Maxine Waters: Queen of the Southland, Mother of Draggin’s.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.

Fuck. The guy pulls over immediately raises his hands and 6 guys jump all over him. Shitty small town cops with shitty training let adrenaline take over.

Dashcams are important.* If you can get one that can link to a cellphone for upload to the cloud, even better.

There’s probably more leg room in the baggage compartment than a seat in coach. Especially since people eschew paying for checked bags these days.

Listerine should hire you. That’s quite the endorsement.

lol GROSS!

Like this?

Still can’t believe we got a such a twat of a president elect...

Can we talk about how when Mario takes damage HE DROPS COINS LIKE SONIC DROPS RINGS?!

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

I love the look on the little girl’s face as she chokes her dad to death, not a care in the world.

The phrase Pony Up Daddy has a different meaning to me.

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

A bit worried for the future of Apple. Mac Pro & Mini appear dead, the Cinema Display is dead and now this.

Cool shitty meme with stacked watermarks.

We can only hope so!

Is this a back-handed way of getting that story back up?