Anyone who complains about the existence of these absurd, high-powered FCA vehicles deserves to be imprisoned by their boring-ass CR-V that their wife “made them buy”. Would you rather car companies innovate with a 1023HP drag-ready passenger car, or do you want a built-in vacuum cleaner in your fucking RAV4?

Bro do you even have down force?

These forever-scrolling blogs are a freaking packaging nightmare.

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

I literally, literally, could not care less about what you just said. I want you to know this.

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT NOT CARING THAT I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW MUCH I DON’T CARE BY CARINGLY POSTING A “DON’T CARE” POST.

I don’t get all the hate, we should be happy that a car company is willing to offer this stuff!

Time for the weekly Demon update and corresponding drop in the number of people who give a shit!

Wing Dings

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a hideous ransom note of a car, with the chrome trim and all those vents making it look really cheap? Take those bits away and I doubt you’d be able to tell it apart from any other saloon car, especially other ones from South Korea. And, really, those performance figures…

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Almost $300 for a “military-inspired” backpack? Thats just crazy. You can goto your Army/Navy store and buy a REAL military backpack for 1/10th the price and it will be 100times more durable.

Almost $300 for a “military-inspired” backpack? Thats just crazy. You can goto your Army/Navy store and buy a REAL…

Uh, the Viper is their road course car. It’s beaten the 918 and P1 for a 1/10 of the price...

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

We’re Americans, we can’t digest nuance or complexity. Can you dumb that down and remove any morally gray areas so we know who the bad guy is in a part of the world where perhaps a third of Americans can identify a country even when spotted the first three letters of it?

Exactly. I can’t count the number of times someone asked me to help them find the cheapest possible lease on a car that they swear can be bare-bones and do nothing but get them to work, but when I pointed out the old $99/mo smartcar leases, they were like “...wait. Not that.”

Champagne taste on a beer budget? Although now we can finance the champagne  

Turns out flat wages for a decade means consumers can’t buy the products they used to buy anymore. And the solution of longer loans or subprime lending has a limit, that they are apparently starting to hit. Is the trickle-down scheduled to start soon? It’s been about 30+ years, so it’s overdue.

MICHAEL BRADLEY’S SORT OF MILLING AROUND IN THERE SOMEWHERE, PROBABLY