“What’s a roof?”

***they didn’t beat the Warriors with ease, idk what i was even trying to say there

You realize your title is like saying “ This is Brilliant Straw Engineering “

“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.

Body Panels designed to trap water is about the most Land Rover way to solve an engineering problem I can think of

“Too lazy to design a real performance car”...

I dunno, if I had a big budget, an X5M or whatever the fuck it’s called would be awesome, as I have kids.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

I don’t like it when my entertainment is too showoffy and entertaining.

“Act like a professional.”

Hip shaking will no longer be allowed. Doing the Carlton, however, will be highly encouraged!

I always root for the bull.

I’m fine with this.

Any prick that can make me side with Charles Barkley in an over-the-hill-old-guys basketball beef has go to be the biggest possible asshole.

Bust Bust Bust

This is one of the most exciting thing to happen to American cars in YEARS, and people just complain cause it isnt a 1.5 liter hatchback that gets 50mpg. On an enthusiast website. Its maddening.

In for “NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CAR BUT I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON IN EVERY DEMON STORY TELLING YOU NOBODY CARES ABOUT IT. PS MERCEDES BOAT!”.

Ever done a brake stand in an Automatic? Even modestly powered automatics can overpower the brakes due to the torque multiplication achieved by a slipping torque converter.

The Jalopnik world has taken a turn for the worse...here we have Mopar make all be it pointless and batshit crazy cars simply because they can and saying fuck it to the financial aspect of the situation, this would be a young boys dream. They are literally just dumping money into fantasy fan boy projects and creating…

Actually, Land Rover Range Rover is the same as saying Fiat 500. Brand, model. Irsksome would be Tata Motors Land Rover Range Rover. Manufacturer, Brand, Model, like your FCA and VAG references above.