Stop.

Shot in the middle of an intersection in broad fucking daylight while trying to apologize. This is a scary country we live in.

To quote a very orange President Elect/Dictator, “This is YUUUUUGE”

Guns, much like ballots, are only bad if a bad guy black man has one.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

On an average day, how much time would you say you spend thinking about the size of people’s penis size based on the vehicles they drive?

You know what torque is though, right?

Knock knock.

Thought the lions were gonna start fucking.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Krony

I get that, but we really will never know if Randolph could have stopped on a dime after descending back to Earth, switch directions, and sprinted back in time to block Dorsey again because he didn’t try.

...and then contributes to giving up a basket on the put-back to the guy he blocked because he was staring down the crowd.

Followed up by a terrible defensive play! 

Those posts beat you by like 15 minutes...

That’s exactly the kind of car company I want to work for.

Why is everyone acting like this has never been done to an SUV before? Jeep is just taking the “power” part a bit more seriously than everyone else.

“Manufacturers never do anything fun!”