Finally! All the pieces fit!

I was wondering why the SRT8 wasn’t mentioned as a performance SUV since it will outrun most cars

Jeep SRT8?

This is your best take by far.

I like your style.

“You’ll need square glasses, a smart shirt and skirt, a ponytail, a tablet (very important!) and to pretend you came to the party with a vested interest (while in reality, spending the entire night browsing Twitter and ignoring everyone).”

LOL. You wouldn’t hit a person with (fake nerd) glasses, would you?

What’s the over/under on number of times Marshawn Lynch was called a “thug” by shithead fans, journalists and other racist malcontents during his NFL playing career?

This is a widebody

Anyone that can see, even if just only a little bit.

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

How was it not called “Cannabus”?

If I didn’t already have one, I’d get a 4K TV just for this.

on the other hand, we are very clever, resourceful and adaptable at being shitty.

“While humans are terrible, animals are universally good.” Humans ARE animals too. We are however, shitty animals.

“dystopian comedy”