Finally! All the pieces fit!

I was wondering why the SRT8 wasn’t mentioned as a performance SUV since it will outrun most cars

Jeep SRT8?

This is your best take by far.

I like your style.

What’s the over/under on number of times Marshawn Lynch was called a “thug” by shithead fans, journalists and other racist malcontents during his NFL playing career?

This is a widebody

Anyone that can see, even if just only a little bit.

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

How was it not called “Cannabus”?

That’s a damned-good Volvo commercial.

Zven did Volvo zekome de volk wagen

With the fifty thousand bucks you already wasted you could have moved lady. Isn’t it time for you to move to Florida anyway? What downright horrible people. If this guy lived on my street growing up he would have been the damn neighborhood hero and they would have to pick up a lot of toilet paper from their trees the…

“But in Kobe’s mind, in his eyes, he was like ‘no, i see and smell weakness, I’m going to destroy you today.’

Jeez man, hope he heals up soon. I hate getting under my car, even with jack stands and floor jack in place, it terrifies the shit out of me. I still do it.

And how the fuck can you wear a red and black lumberjack without the hat to match?