You really get to know a fellow riding nut to butt for nearly 400 miles.

LOVE IT. 

Paging Mr. Jass.  Mr. Hugh Jass!  Please pick up the brown courtesy phone.

So you’ve never had the pleasure of meeting Hugh Janus?

The working poor need cars that will unquestionably get them to work every day

“I wanted to travel internationally, but then I realized that was still to close to goddamn Ohio. So I guess I have to go to space instead. It’s the only way I can be assured to not have to deal with anyone from .... wait a second ... this other astronaut is ALSO FROM FUCKING OHIO? I’m going for a (space) walk.”

You forgot uneducated. Why do you think they throw a hissy any time free higher education gets even a mention?

Keep the populace poor, hungry, and sick. That’s the Republican way!

“which they dust off from time to time whenever “brown people are the enemy” sounds too racist”

Although they’re pretty much past the point now where they care about sounding too racist.

Yep. This is an old classic, along with: “How come the homeless have cell phones!”, “The poor shouldn’t have TVs and Refrigerators!” and “How dare people ask for public assistance while spending money on internet access!”.

I’m from California but now live in Ohio and do not approve of Ohio.

Much more than half of the country fits that.

I maintain that Ohio produces some of the most astronauts simply because there’s nothing better to do in Ohio than to get the hell out of Ohio and go as far away as humanly possible

I’m from Ohio and I do not approve of Ohio. 

I hate this ridiculous misconception that low income people on benefits can’t have anything even somewhat nice. There’s always someone claiming they don’t deserve it. People say it about smartphones, even though there’s loads of affordable payment plans and it’s hard to live life today without one. They say things…

And the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services would have to “conduct an asset test for each SNAP recipient.”

Roughly half this country has a complete lack of empathy. I’m both angry and sad.

Republicans at all levels are just plain out of ideas. “Poor people are the enemy” is one of their classics, which they dust off from time to time whenever “brown people are the enemy” sounds too racist. This has nothing to do with saving $$ for the good taxpayers of Ohio.

I’m from Ohio and I do not approve this message.