It can’t be done!

One that looks nice. And not too expensive!

SALAD?!??!?

Bring me a shrubbery. 

With some bbQ sauce and mashed potatoes?

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.

I must admit I was not expecting the whole “Disassemble and hide behind the bushes when I clicked on the article.” You know that the asshole who came up with that was very prejudice against cars. I mean that is not even a subtle attempt.

The law is clearly insane, motivated by ignorance and panic...

Pictured: Le Héros

Well obviously the first thing a rogue AI is going to do is figure out how to patch itself. 

I bet it's some original employees using a shared pseudonym.  That's why "he" can't be found

I never finished Fates either. Though I did finish Awakening (the existence of Tharja didn’t hurt with the whole, holding one’s attention, thing).

I have a feeling that was a staged photo. Now he was very likely spraying clear at the time but his actual spray distance wasn’t framed appropriately for the photographer, so they asked him to move closer into the body of the car. </assumption>

My favorite Weasel Words are: “May help reduce the risk”

“In God we trust, all others must bring data.”

My confidence in bold claims is inversely proportional to the number of typos in the presentation.

Awkward Zombie, Double XP, and Nerf NOW are surprisingly on-point.