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Also, if you have your own helmet, you’ll know if it’s been dropped or not. 

If you’re using a Revel moped, maybe roll up with your own (DOT-approved!) helmet.

This doohickey sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo malarkey. I’ll stick to my tried and tested fuel efficiency booster, Thank you very much!

*extremely Russian accent*

Stopping to help someone with a Yugo who has broken down would be like stopping to help someone with a Hummer H2 who has run out of gas.

not even a single:

109 degrees and most of Germany doesn’t have air conditioning. woof.

Time to stock up:

I think I’ll just assume my childhood ice cream truck was using the “Turkey in the Straw” version.

Holy shit. 

I can’t help but find the Signal story so fascinating for so many reasons.