Key quote:

Deuce and a half is almost always the right answer.

If you drive one of these, such problems become irrelevant:

^ that one is still my favorite.

Great, now Grosjean and his mad scientists gotta rip apart the car and replace the damaged parts inside. Ask any welder, any real welder. It don’t matter if you arc or TIG, cracking’s cracking.

You forgot to answer WHY IS THE FRONT END SO UGLY!?

Seriously, it’s like they forgot to finish the front grille and just said fuck it, why is it just an open random space full of nothing?

Nothing, and its CEO would have been named at the head of the EPA

You have just defined the Ford’s advertising campaign.

Logic checks out.

$100,000. The F-450 vs Merc S-Class comparison.

While excessive at a glance, if I had the money and the need, it would be a glorious place to be

You know what you need? A Bluetooth enabled locking lunch bag that gives you an alert when your lunch is being fucked with... that is a product that Needs to exist.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Someone else said it much better than I.

Sedona is awful. Reliability is questionable too.

truth. the university here has plate readers on the parking patrol cars. if one comes up as expired meter, they get out and ticket it.

Wow, 10/10 for optimism man.

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

Due to the IT department installing a firewall that prevents me going to the ad - even though it somehow still allows me to waste plenty of time on Jalopnik - I can’t see many details.

But cheeseburger.