“This is MAGA country.”

For a brief moment I wish tv was real - once these assholes are caught, Cookie and Luscious Lyon would make sure they get everything they deserve.

Ugh. Heartbreaking. 

So what’s up with the scene where she blows Dave Coulier in a theater? We’re just not gonna talk about that?

This is simply an excuse for her to go down on someone in the theater.

I’m still waiting on that Sweet Valley movie I was promised by Diablo Cody. Or did I just dream that? Nope, just googled, this was definitely supposed to be a thing.

This feels like rain on your wedding day.

Good thing that bear wasn’t hibernating like all the other bears do.

You see this?  This is how you do Kinja, folks; this is what you’re supposed to do with Kinja. Take heed.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

They don’t really have any complicity, right? If you’re hired to advertise something, you’re responsible for quality assurance?

That might be the best one yet!

That just cheered me right up, thanks!

Oh, that was fun!

There’s a new Randy Rainbow video:

It’s pretty ridiculous.  I mean Hot Tub Time Machine was huge.

I’m astounded that folks aren’t getting this reference. 

A homeless person would beat Stephen Miller’s ass. 

If I had a time machine, I wouldn’t use it to go back in time to hit on my mother or pretend that I, not Chuck Berry, invented rock n’ roll. I would send people like Stephen Miller back in time to learn some historical empathy from his refugee ancestors.

And leave him there.