Is nitrous gas an option for you? I cannot conceive of going to the dentist without it 

Also has anyone considered that this Robert Patterson person may have gotten the job because Trump thought that he was someone else....???

This Twitter was a lobbying account for Cohen to be in D.C. and/or be Chief of Staff. I’m sure he’d love if hordes of conservative women started getting all sloppy for him but the real goal here was to raise his public profile so that Daddy Trump would notice him and what a great team they’d make. This Twitter, other…

“I’ll show you hot and smart!”

Good for them. I like hearing that people are happy.

Damn, that’s good torso.

They seem like they might actually defy the odds for celebrity marriages. 

“Sadly, given the security concerns and unless government re-opens this week, I suggest we work together to determine another suitable date after government has re-opened for this address or for you to consider delivering your State of the Union address in writing to the Congress on January 29,”

Good for them. I’ve always liked Miley. 

This makes me unreasonably happy.  Jesus, get a life (me).

Just plagerize Obama’s old speeches. He can ask Melania. She has lots of experience in this matter.

Shutdown Advancement News:

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

It might be my bezerk ADHD, but I’ve never watched an SOTU other than maybe Obama’s first one. I’m happy to just read the main points later. When it comes to Trump, I would rather have dental work than watch him try to dribble out more of his shitbag words. I’m amazed that anyone who isn’t a Trump humper, a journalist…

Trump obviously got too close to an overexuberant Stephen Miller when hand feeding it fish heads.

I really enjoyed her behind-the-scenes exposé of Goofus and Gallant, though.

Prior to that, Griffith was the Deputy Zookeeper at Highlights.

Soon, all of your aunts and uncles will be sharing the ‘See? Trump is not so bad!’ Gawker articles on Facebook, giddily blubbering about how the liberals have finally come around.

Harry Potter and His Other Personality... The Monster

Team Amber, obvi, but do we need to keep reporting on this? The divorce has been finalized plus both signed NDAs and therefore can’t talk about it even if they wanted to.