Someone is angling for a job at the Trump white House.

The pizza parlor didn't even have a basement. Thanks for playing, tootsie. 

Don’t worry, humans hate you as well.

“Rita Ora”

YES

I think it is. I remember the first time I did it, there is something about not being at home, away from the list of chores that is always hanging out there, that is just so relaxing. It doesn’t need to be a super fancy hotel for me, but one with room service, in a nice area to walk around, and I am set.

Here. I cultivated this space personally over ten years. This is my intro-docking station.

I’ve done it a couple of times. It was self-care turned up to 11.

Wait till they make you start filling out TPS Reports in triplicate.

I have the TV on a football game, but muted so I can hear the roller derby championships. I think I might be driving Mr Duck up a wall...

If we’re all going to be posting animal pics, I’m posting some of the pics I got at the zoo last weekend. The animals were extra perky and photogenic and we have a baby elephant that was born a month ago!

This guy usually does my laundry. But he’s not very good.

For every Koko the Gorilla that bonds with and mourns a kitten?

Adding details to our Thanksgiving week roadtrip: Bay Area—>Mojave Desert (1 night)—>Zion (1 night)—> Bryce Canyon (2 nights)—> Las Vegas (1 night)—> Bay Area. We’re pretty good on the national parks (other than if there are specific hikes/restaurants anyone would recommend), but I admit—neither myself nor my partner…

Lulu... she likes to watch tv with me like this

Yep, moron’s attempts to make friends never went well. Mainly because he will kill or at least attempt to kill anything not a human, which has meant having to dispose of a couple of birds over the years.

Pets! Show us your pets! This guys is named Fearless.

RE: Heartwarming bird and dog SNS leader:

I can boo while voting. Is that ok?