On the flip side, I can’t wait for dedicated Trump voters across America to pay thousands of dollars to TI just to record video of themselves deleting the files off their phone or cut up the CDs.

You’re overthinking this. Fuck the video, but also fuck Melania. There: simple

I know exactly how the Cardi/Nicki feud began:

THIS. There’s so much to criticize her for. She’s a whole-ass white supremacist. She mocked children her husband put in prison camps after separating them from their families. FOR STARTERS.

Whatever they did, no way are they the only brand to have done it. I have long assumed online reviews are somewhat corrupted. There’s even a site to run Amazon reviews through (or at least that’s how my husband uses it) to rate how “authentic” they seem.

I know that Melania is no Michelle, but like... we would be pissed if someone did this with Michelle, right? Or Hilary? Is it less misogynist because she is an asshole married to an even bigger asshole?

Melania: Boycott T.I.

If T. I. had just limited himself to calling her “horseface,” it would have been much more dignified.

wait. Cardi B’s team made an announcement that she is going to diss Nicki Minaj in a rap track without actually releasing said rap track track?

You know Samantha Markle has Google alerts set for herself and will now go around telling people she gets mistaken for Kim Catrall ALL the time!

But Austin is full of liberals and hippies and young people!

Go to jail. I don’t want to hear any excuses, just go to jail, forever. 

Haha. Everyone hates Ted Cruz. But even though everyone hates Cruz,  dyed in the wool Texas Republicans will hold their noses and vote for him. They don’t need to feel inspired, they just need to know he’s a Republican. In this case, their love of authoritarianism and party loyalty works for them.

I realize that the evenings are getting crisp, but there are at least five high school football stadiums that seat more people, and in the kind of towns (i.e., not Houston proper) that are 95% Republican.

I am kinda wondering if the bloom is off the shit rose for Donny and his rallies. Fox won’t carry them live and now he’s booking shows in smaller and smaller venues, pretty soon he won’t be able to get an open mic slot at the the Chuckle Hut. 

SAME. If my skin doesn’t get some Niacinamide and Azelaic Acid it’s going to explode.  

Oh thank God. I mean, I hope he gets the help he needs but I need to buy more buffet soon.

Thank you!

I’ve missed SNS for months so I’m glad to finally be around for an open thread. I posted in SNS this time last year about how someone had asked me out and I was super nervous about it due to my lack of romantic experience and general awkwardness. Anyway, we didn’t end up actually dating because he behaved like a ninny,…

I’ve found myself often booing at the TV. Loudly.