Here’s what I’m doing this weekend: SLEEP. WINE. REALITY TV. SET SOME SHIT ON FIRE. SLEEP. 

So I’ve been severely triggered this week. I have been sexually assualted 3 times in my life but the one that resonated with me most this week was when I was 16. I was at a small gathering (8-10 people) drinking Coronas. My best friends boyfriend was there but she was not. I went outside to have a cigarette and he…

Totally. I had occasionally appreciated when he’d call his dumbass party out, but he has gone way past the deep end. That press gaggle where he disavowed everything we’ve just heard and essentially threatened Dem nominees with similar accusations as though this is all some political game just shows his moral…

But then you get this,

Why is there never a Centaur around when you need them?

Sen. Graham needs to smile more.

He does seem to be pulling out way too late at this point.

Probably because they didn’t know. I just am reading this now and am on my lunch break so can’t go anywhere til I finish eating :/

He is the only one who thinks US v Nixon was wrongly decided and also posits that the President is immune to subpoena or prosecution. 

God bless you Mr Ronan Farrow.

If anyone with the name Markle has planned out the headlines by day it’s the piece of shit father and half sister...

First of all, I was matron of honor in a wedding EXACTLY like this, only it was 2 years ago. I definitely fought for the princess color dress not costumes! It was a lovely wedding overall. Lots of drunken debauchery.

“dude Zukka she has a boyfriend, didn’t you know that?”

We’ll all be dead by midnight.

The asteroid.

Sean Hannity said Trump would fire Mueller after Florence came through. Now this article appears in the NYT, which is Trump’s favorite newspaper. The stage is being set.

Tomorrow is Saturday...

So if the NYTimes is fake news, then clearly nothing will come of it.

The Beyonce story reminds me of the time I tried to make a friend in college. She was nice and one day we were at the library on a weekend studying for finals and I tried to get to know her better. When she asked me what I was listening to lately I told her like, Kendrick and Beyonce and some other hip hop group and…