I’ve been absent from Jez for a while. I’m generally doing OK, but my normal home activities (including interneting) have gone to the way side. I normally just count down the minutes between getting home and when I can go to sleep. I’m fine when I’m at work. At home I’m pretty much a walking talking Bernd suit that…

So hey everyone! I just uncorked a bottle of Chianti, cats are fed, lunches for the week are made, and I have a date tomorrow! Woo hoo! But first: I was on (local) tv news this week and I wasn’t terrible! It was my first time on tv ever, and I was nervous, but it really was fine. And going forward, I’m going to be on…

I don’t think I’ve ever been so early to one of these SNS posts before, wow!

Well I had a baby ten minutes before Monday was over. The placenta decided to rip itself away from my uterus in some sort of attempt to kill us both. That was the least fun I’ve ever had, but fortunately my intuition brought me to the hospital an hour earlier.

I’m not so worried about being gray, apart from with the recent “bug” kinja doesn’t seem to want to fix that keeps gray comments from being seen by anyone but the person you’re replying to, if the comment isn’t one of the first three in the thread.

Thank you!

Not only that, but I 2nd and 3rd guess some of my posts because I never know what will start a threadwar or anger the kinja gods. Wouldn’t surprise me if other commenters hold back, too. Just read, nod, and move on.

So I’ve had an exceptionally shit day, and was crying in a supply closet when I ran across this article and ensuing comment section.

I’ll just leave this here Kim:

So chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast was banned today. I wanted to start a thread because while I sincerely can’t imagine how difficult it is for the editors/mods to manage the influx of actual trolls around Jez, I also really wish there was some kind of system that allowed longtime community members to be given a…

Right? When my ex cheated I wrote an entire blog post and blasted it all over social media. It was cathartic at the time but about a week later I was like hmmmm maybe should’ve gone another route...

I’d cry, too. Every one of them looks miserable in that photo. Kanye, that hair. Nope.

I know Kanye is on a ‘90s kick but the Dennis Rodman/Sisqo look isn’t doing him any favors.

Even if Channing were the cause of the divorce, which I don’t know if I have it in me to believe because I adore him, Jenna’s a class act for not badmouthing him. Maybe it’s her saving face but I find that very sweet of her.

Virginia was eating kids before it was cool.

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

In the spirit of Holy Week:

Hmmmm..... interesting

Did they even cover the March on Fox News? They only show protests if they can capture video of a few people rioting, right? Trump might not even know that the March took place yet, I read his motorcade took the “scenic route” in order to avoid protests in Florida.