When our Navy has anything that goes 300 miles without breaking down, we celebrate any totems that may have enabled it.

The only children are the feckless idiots who think there was ever a chance any true competitor would deliberately give up their chance at a championship. If you want that kind of handholding go play kickball during recess.

Nobody attempted to “fix” anything. What Lewis did was completely within the rules and fair play. Even the kids in laying realize this. Maybe some day you’ll grow up and figure it out, but I’m not holding out hope.

I’m not really a Hamilton fan, but taking it slow in first place in hopes that Rosberg would wreck or finish 4th was pretty much his only viable strategy to win the championship. You can’t really blame him for trying to win.

Yeah never giving up is such an intolerable shit trait...

Nico Rosberg: Not my Champion.

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

Yeah, real life is less “Wheeler Dealers” and more “try not to lose your ass”

Even if I can sell the car for exactly what I paid for it, there’s no way I want $500 a month to amount to taxation and fees. That sounds miserable. That and having to go to the DMV more than the bare minimum.

“Think about how many things you might be spending $500 a month on: weekend bar-hopping, clothes-shopping,”

Yes, with the additional hassle of buying and selling them, plus the taxes.

So, basically, you’re - ummm - leasing your cars?

I don’t know man, to each their own, but there’s a wonderful thing about a car that fits like an old glove.

Excess anything masturbation and porn can have a negative effect on your overall well being.

Sex and Masturbation ARE my workouts!

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

If women can breast feed in public, I can piss into a cup. Same fucking principle. You expel fluid into a waiting receptacle.

Except for the saddleback these are all ugly as sin...and the saddleback ain’t no peach either...especially at $70. I appreciate the effort Shep, but you might wanna go ahead and kill this particular Co-op.

Except for the saddleback these are all ugly as sin...and the saddleback ain’t no peach either...especially at $70. …

I for one welcome our new conspicuously hidden wagon overlords.

The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.