I like boned myself.

Yeah definitely. But seriously—THAT’S what it took? A man once told me I kissed like a 23 year old and I wanted to die and melt into the ground. I can recognize it now as a gross power move and boy did it work. Harrison Ford, you are a slime meat ball.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

As I near 32 I can’t fathom spending time with a 19 year old

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she was a 19 year old drug addict and he was 34 and married. No wonder Carrie Fisher always finds ways to emphasize that Harrison Ford is a douche biscuit.

Not to mention, I’d love to hear his excuse for, having heard Trump speak in this manner, forcing Arianne Zucker into physical contact with him and getting some for himself as well. Once again, any skilled host would have been able to prevent that, but Billy forced a woman into an extremely uncomfortable situation…

There are these things called courtesy laughs. Interviewers use them all the damn time as a neutral response to get through a weird interview. Billy didn’t do that. He went in with both hands and ATE. THAT. SHIT. UP. He even goaded Trump to give up more.

There’s a stark difference between the two, and one is acceptable…

I love how this is a defense. Like there’s nothing in between egging on and taking part in talk about sexual assault and telling Trump to shut the fuck up. Sorry, but a skilled host could pretty easily change the subject, divert, distract do anything else. Trump has no attention span. It would have been very simple to…

Billy Bush is walking proof that no matter how stupid a Bush is, there’s always a dumber Bush in the family.

Meanwhile Trump’s victims are trying to flee the country to get away from the crazies his candidacy unleashed:

“If Billy had been passive or responded ‘Shut the f— up’ to Trump, Billy would have been out of a job the next day,”

In the Frontline episode, it’s revealed that Trump allegedly told Ivana during the divorce that he “couldn’t be attracted to a woman who’d had children.”

Either a madonna/whore complex, or he doesn’t find women attractive if he can’t impregnate them. Either way, wow, what a mess.

I have a horrible memory, but I’m pretty confident this Al Roker video will be forever one of my top five internet videos of all time. I will remember it forever. Fucking gold.

I have never seen this thank you so much for sharing. Bush is despicable. After that conversation guilting the lady into giving Trump a hug. Fucking disgusting, and I hope he is off TV going forward.

The irritated drink stirring is my favorite part. It’s like he can’t cuss the dude out, so he has to do something to let the energy out.

And that’s how Billy Bush was discussing a colleague. Well he’s the sleaziest Bush that’s for sure. Lice filled.

seem to me he cheated on all of his wives while they were pregnant and never touched them.