Sarah Hyland is doing this Emmy thing the way I would. Fabulous enough when cropped into a profile picture. Comfy enough to sit however the fuck I want during this ordeal.

Flying boobtrusses

You can do it. I happened to be one of her coaches for the event. Anyone can do it if they follow a training plan and put in the time. She worked really hard and did great. Take a look at a number of organizations out there that can get you to the finish line. Life is too short to not just go for it.

I get it, we can already buy Oktoberfest beers and Pumpkin Spice Lattes, but it still feels too early for full on velvet for me, especially since I can’t help but imagine how those velvet dresses feel in the brunt of L.A. afternoon sun.

omg “sweet smelly fatty fats” is so funny but painfully accurate and now i feel like the ghosts of all of my labs are waiting for me outside of my bedroom door. “Please let us in, we just want to fart on you one more time.”

I’ve known some people with very old pets, and they never looked particularly happy or with it in their final years. Some were going blind and in a lot of pain with aches and whatnot, it came off that they were being kept alive for the owner and not the the pets.

Let’s talk about our sweet pups who have passed!

As a die-hard rationalist, I agree: everything is connected when it comes to pets.

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

It took me back to her giving zero fucks at all while singing backup for Aretha Franklin on David Letterman from a couple years ago:

That’s what I first thought, but why is a jury deciding damages?

Cissy is giving someone the side-eye of all side-eyes in that picture:

Complications from AIDS, an infection, and an inoperable brain tumor sounds neither fast nor painless. I hope (it sounds like maybe) Alexis had some help easing their way out.

When Robert Arquette shared the shocking news of his brother Alexis Arquette’s death Sunday morning

My favorite Alexis Arquette role was from Xena Warrier Princess. There was just something about Alexis’ Caligula.

The gesture said nothing of significance. They didn’t pick a side on police brutality and racism. The Seahawks remained neutral, which is a lot like saying nothing at all.

Are you all fucking kidding me? (talking to you, too, EsmereldaKeith and David)
Having been the spitting image of this child decades ago, when I was in the 6th grade, but as a nerdy white girl with the same fugly glasses, an extra 10 lbs, and big unruly hair, I can confirm that being a “bother” and/or a rude “brat”…

I can’t be the only one who watched this video and thought about a litlle Betty, America Ferrera’s character in “Ugly Betty” - although neither Ferrera (American of Hondurian ancestry) nor the Betty character -(American of Mexican ancestry) are Colombian. “Betty Begins”?

lo único que importa es lo que esta por dentro

I LOVE LOVE LOVE BOMBA ESTEREO AND THIS IS MY JAM AND THIS GIRL IS MY INNER CHILD’S SOUL