"not even as funny as just saying the word "poop" aloud to yourself on the elevator"

Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.

Team Fortress 2 is the perfect example of what a freemium game should be, if it's not TF2 quality, forget about it.

It's weird how disparate my sense of ROFLOL humor is to that of all the Gawker staff.

I am a server, have been for eight years now, I love my job but I would be looking for other work if we did away with tipping. I would make a lot less money and plus the pain of having to wait for a paycheck every month.

If you are opposed to tipping on principle, your solution should be to never go anywhere tips are expected.

If you take my tips I will fucking riot.

I don't eat out often (twice so far this year), so I tip 33% because fuck math.

Two teams. One cup.

Peter Jackson would have done three, three hour movies and they still would have sucked. Just saying.

Slightly on topic. What was the deal with the "official" Japanese names of the bosses. Yeah Mike Bison makes prefect sense for the boxer, but the Dictator from Taiwan is Vega? While the guy from SPAIN is Balrog? Shouldn't the Spanish guy get the Spanish name?

We have a strict 'no refunds' policy on clicks. I ate yours as soon as I got it!!

Similarly, sociologist Susan Dewey studied strippers in the Rust Belt and found that they preferred topless dancing to service-sector work, which they saw as far more "exploitative, exclusionary, and without hope for social mobility or financial stability."

I'm in the minority but I don't think he's a dick. I appreciate that he understands that these "chicks" are not into him insomuch that they are into what they think they can gain. I don't get the impression he thinks he's God gift. He readily admits he's " a tiny, tiny bit successful." Certainly not anyone who…

Ambrose, is that you?