Every ride you take
Every choice you make
Every ride record you break
Every poop you take
We’ll be watching you

Why would I care how many other people own the same console? Have you MET people?!?! People suck. I have no interest in getting shouted at by a 13 year old on the internet. Have never paid for or cared about multiplayer, never will. For that reason I’m ecstatic that Andromeda really is a 100-hour experience,…

Don’t let someone else option dicktate you yours watch it then like it or hate it

If you mean the “butthurt fanboi” in the comments, they appear talking about the trailer that was released a week ago, not the footage from this presentation. Which is odd, because most of the coverage I saw appeared to be positive (though I can’t say as I see whatever it is those people are seeing), but then the…

1) I got rid of the salad spinner and started buying prewashed greens. May be costing more money but I eat a lot of salad and I appreciate the convenience

Heck I forgot he did the music for Sherlock Holmes. Those films have amazing musuc (perfect for when you want to get shit done, too)

On the other hand, Suicide Squad 2 just got a writer this week

Wow. That’s great. I forgot how much I liked this (and the show).

Points well taken. It just seems so counter-productive though. Will people who don’t DVR it really want to watch all those episodes at once live? And if they don’t, are those the folks who are likely to binge it on an app?

Ugh. I miss Journeyman so much.

And why do they only contact the stupidest of the lot?

Quite literally, it bears no resemblance whatsoever to an iPhone. It’s a device with a touchscreen that’s obviously made to resemble the Switch or Wii U GamePad.

If you insist on comparing it to a phone (Link must be fucking tiny to need both hands to hold it), then literally every single trait you use to classify it…

OMG.

Ha! This made my week!

Your response alone is justification enough for this joke. It appears to have landed precisely on target.

You say that like we can assume all the viewers give a shit about Harry Potter.

Fucking star just for being so damned cute. I love this bunny. I have named this bunny “Waffles” after a stuffed toy bunny I have and love.

I thought that pipe was a big black dick.

Can we be best friends?

That GIF is goddamned amazing