You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

He just taught me that water crystals have six-fold symmetry. That probably wouldn’t have happened without his input. I don’t know. Learning stuff can be kind of good.

Bears fans.  I’m dreading how many times he’s going to post the Double Doink video  and I am already preparing a rant.  

Man, that kiss between Kristen Bell and D’Arcy Carden. I may need some time to ... process that.

I see a little silhouetto of a man

“It was quite a chant. I felt a little bit badly about it.”

Any lost treasure in that thar mine?

If you outlaw golf, only the outlaws will golf.

Duncan Hunter. I can mention FIFTY pieces of conservative shitheads for each Democrat you can slander. BRING IT ON.

In a sane world, Dems would be the right wing, DemSocs the left wing, and the GOP would have died twenty years ago.  But that’s about the time I decided to grow a goatee, so now I’m realizing we must have dropped into the Mirror Universe somewhere along the line.

I bet he knows about the alloys

The men who consider themselves “alpha males” scanning the room, ogling women and rating them on a one-10 scale, complete with crass commentary, crude laughter, and boundless entitlement.

Maybe a chattel jog your memory?

In the words of the late, great George Carlin: “You don’t need to take a shower every day unless you work out, or work out doors, or for some reason come into intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage. All you really need to do is wash the 4 key area. ARMPITS, ASSHOLE, CROTCH, AND TEETH. And I’ve found…

He’s basically giving himself a Rock Bottom.

in the 40s they were called Quislings

The framing of that photo makes it look like he has a glorious, back-of-head-only mullet.

“Take shrooms and stuff will be interesting” is an evergreen take and I fully support it.