I can see like 5 other people in that video recording the same thing in landscape mode, but of course it’s the only person recording in portrait that uploads it.

This. She wasn't an adult, y'all. She barely is at 18.

Affirmative Defense No. 1: My Daughter is a Dipshit

devil’s advocate: what 19 year old reads emails from their mother?

THANKS FOR SHOOTING THIS MOMENT IN PORTRAIT MODE, MOM.

Also let us not forget the great philosophical question this film gave us with this exchange.

That’s what I did...

So what you’re saying is that he’s a fucking dickhead. Got it

In nationally televised postgame interview, asks Erin Andrews to “show some feet, sweetie”

As someone who lived in Knoxville during the Derek Dooley glory years, I can say they were all worth it for the following call from an elderly gentleman after one of his many, many losses:

Meanwhile we all continue to witness the application of the universe’s sundown law to Donald Trump.

Massachusetts Man attempts to purchase tape of his own handjob. 

Remember: it’s a nation whose cultural rootstock was convicts and undesirables.

No worries, man. That’s definitely what the show runners wanted to have happen.

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

Her name is Rachel Maddow thank you very much

Don’t leave us hanging! 

They are all that guy in The Matrix who was willing to shoot the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar just so he could live in a fantasy world eating giant steaks.

He’s got that Hannityesque canned ham head.