The Fiat is much better looking, cost half, and doesn’t carry any douchebag baggage with it.

I wonder where they drew inspiration?

Nobody cares about your Saab story... ;)

Were they working off a phone description of the new 124?

Lighten up, Francis.

I don’t get it, either. I’ve got a pretty high salary and only one kid, and I’m still usually looking at used stuff in the $20K-30K range. Then again, people seem to talk like $500+ a month for a car is normal, so I guess I’m just out of touch.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

The pig is the coolest 911 but if we’re going for pure looks, you gotta go with white wheels:

I won’t speak for those who’ve cut the cable, but as I sit here watching the race on Velocity I think the coverage has been perfectly fine. Not Earth-shatteringly brilliant, but FAR AND AWAY better than any other international motorsports coverage on American television.

I have Velocity, the coverage has been great, commercial breaks MORE than tolerable, all 24 hours available AND free, no channel hopping, great picture and sound quality, the announcers acknowledge American viewers and coverage, I can live with this forever, I can only hope it continues! Seriously, if the you’re…

I read this entire article in John Davis’ voice.

What is autopilot for?

She looks exhausted.

Are you kidding me? You think this is on her?

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

a) cite your sources that no one has died with a physical key

My companion only added:

A little on the nose, isn’t it?

Dayum, he must be exhausted.

I always find “Are you the kind of person I’d get on with enough that I want to place my life on the line, fighting criminals with you?” to be kind of cumbersome.