Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

You’re a genius.

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

A moose once bit my sister.

Yeh, already miss the old 24 Hours logo:

You know what I think could really revitalize Brazil and its several metro areas? The Olympics. Just think about the job opportunities and infusion of cash...would be welcomed with open arms, I’d bet.

I love coffee, and I love my Keurig even though I have a french press and fancy coffee that I drink whenever I run out of k-cups.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

Will the Honda Engine Fit?

I think this topic is a little overblown.

Disgusting.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Now that’s a major award!

Poor thing. She must have been wheely scared.

Yeeeeeah. Ocon said “Today we risked our lives for no reason” when he spoke after the race, which is a pretty good summary of how this went.

I’m disappointed in the Jalopnik commentariat. This is the most correct answer:

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

Everyone on this page should respond with: