Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You can’t just assume he was distracted.

So her choices were...

That’s why as an adult, you shouldn’t actively steal someone else’s job.

Jobs belong to the dealership, not the employee. The only job you own is one you create yourself.

I can always count on Jalopnik for reminding me why I never would consider living in NYC.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

1) Walk up to same model Audi as you own.

“If we only use one VIN for all of our cars, then they can only sue us for cheating emissions on one vehicle dude!...”

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Some very fine people on both sides

Dead body will be moved after 1 hour?

No. And don’t make excuses for these assholes either. I’m in Charlottesville and this statue removal has been settled for 6+ months. Back then they had a hard time getting a dozen people to protest its removal. That’s how many people who actually live here feel strongly enough about it to show up and protest. …

“...you are making it seem like the original protesters were defending segregation.”

Does that automatically make all of them racists?

Are you that obtuse or do you just think the rest of us are? Anyone joining with Nazis and the KKK to protest the removal of a statue is not just protesting the removal of a historical statue. They’re racists protesting the removal of a historical statue because they’re racists. The statue they’re protecting is a…

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.