ha ha ha ha tough shit good luck with that, professor

The whole concept is DOA. Being chauffeured is about excess and showing you have the money to have a big, impractical car that guzzles gas all while paying for a driver at the same time. Rich people aren’t going to want a small, efficient car. It doesn’t say “I can afford to set $100 bills on fire all day.”

So, I can buy a “new” Dart or for the same money buy a lightly used one of these

Still a better case than airplanes.

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

Bolsonaro deserves an uprising to remove his ass. Duterte, Kim Jong Il, Trump, Xi, Putin...ALL OF THEM NEED TO GO TO SAVE THIS SORRY ASS PLANET!

I’m happy to get time in as many seats as time allows. Doesn’t change that the LiveWire is fun. 

If you can drive a Taycan and call it soulless, you don’t know cars. 

I’m all for the electric revolution, but I’m hard pressed to consider anyone with that mindset a Jalop. Fast but souless, that’s the MO of electric cars. What is a ‘67 Chevy without the 427 roar? Is a 400 HP electric 442 as rewarding as the original burbling away?

I wouldn’t worry about it too much. The CyberTruck is just what happens when a company is panicking and in various stages of chaos, and needs to jump start the news cycle to keep the stock price up. I love some of what Tesla has done, but the place is run by a delusional fantasist who seems to be entering the Berlin…

Thanks to Jalopnik, I know that the windshield washers on classic Volkswagen Beetles are powered by the compressed air in the spare tire.

As James May put it, he is an apocalyptic dingleberry.

Har har. Yes, nevermind how damaging his positions and stupid diatribes are…but hey apparently a minority of idiots find the reactions they generate to be funny, so yay!

Why should we sit around and argue about how we are going to die

This is JC. He plays this character for comedy and to elicit exactly the type of reaction here in your article. These types of reactions are the real comedy.

Nah it’s not the crushing student and medical debt, it’s definitely Greta that makes young people not buy cars as much.

In your defense, you still have your van.

It frustrates me that idiots like these can somehow afford nice cars, but all I can afford is a super used minivan - despite having a Bachelor’s and two Master’s degrees.
I guess it’s my fault for being a teacher and having multiple kids, though.