(Psst. I was making a Mallrats reference. I can’t see the Magic Eye shit either.)

Hey, look, a schooner!

A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head! 

It’s a sailboat.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

The policy is utter bullshit. It’s a completely unrealistic expectation. You can’t reasonably expect someone to never have even a tiny imperfection on their car, ever. Unless you spend an inordinate amount of time obsessively cleaning and maintaining your car, or keeping it in a climate-controlled garage and never…

Well, the thing here might be, where’s the line? Do they expect every car to look like it just rolled off the lot? Because that’s absurd. This isn’t a particularly fucked up looking car. And how long does he have to fix it? 24 hours? This is their only car so handing it over to a body shop for a week probably isn’t…

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Its the Cadillac of minivans

My brain is not smart enough to wrap itself around “mining” something that isn’t real.  I just don’t see how a computer doing calculations = you have money now

It’s the president’s job to bring these two groups together.  Trump is purposely dividing to continue his hold on power.  

I know we all love to pile on Tesla and their fan-boyish owners.

That’s a hell of a lot of money for a plane that keeps fucking up.

As the production line was wrapping up, I was really jonesing to get a Chevy SS. We live on a street with many orthodox Jewish families. My wife kindly informed me, “You have a Porsche, I have a VW and we have a dachshund. You are NOT getting a car called an SS”

Well more like copied from Audi (and Infiniti) considering it was the same guy who came up with it.

Well, at least they have now normalized it to have a number that directly relates to vehicle class/size. Not unique, but at least not confusing. Unlike Lincoln, where they decided to make the first two letters of the name the same and then add a third nonsensical letter at the end. And who thought naming two completely…

Not a huge fan either. But it’s no harder than BMW or Audi

Oh! I understand now. You’re 14. okay, carry on.

This is why populations decline. We reach a level of prosperity where all the handbrakes disappear, girls stop being impressed with sweet handbrake turns, and pretty soon we go extinct as a species.