Oswalt always has the best insults. On his special Werewolves and Lollipops, a dude randomly shouts in the middle of an involved joke, and Oswalt tears into him absolutely without restraint for about five minutes before finally just sighing and finishing it with, “You’re going to miss everything cool and die angry.”

Man…

Egg or not, I’m pretty sure he’d have a legal case against the adult man who punched him and the five guys who think it takes fives guys to hold down an unresisting teenager.

The kid has actually expressed that after getting tackled he probably wouldn’t be willing to do it again because those (cowardly grown adult) fuckheads were rough. However the senator is now being exposed to the world for being a complete piece of alt right Nazi trash.

...lecturing him about cowardice no less. What a bunch of absolutely repugnant cunts.

If anyone at all deserved to be arrested after that, it was the super tough guys who tackled and held him down on the ground. Especially the one in the white hat who was lecturing him.

Just a gentle reminder to commenters that Cards Against Humanity is an extremely progressive, charitable company that supports lots of awesome causes and has been making a very active, vocal effort to encourage humor that “punches up, not down.” (And IMO, the game itself is very fun as long as you play with the right…

Yeah Leno has never once floated my boat. He’s always been a lazy comic and that’s never been more apparent.

It’s funny because it was the trial about a woman who was brutally murdered by her abusive husband that she was trying to get away from, an innocent bystander was involved, and the judge was an Asian guy with a beard. Laughs!

I think he forgot his own name, and so signed off as President, which he’s pretty sure he is.

The jokes about Lewinsky herself are pretty icky when you consider the massive power imbalance between the President of the United States and an intern, and consider that any sexual activity that took place should be considered at the least sexual misconduct and possibly assault.

This from the man who sucked the last ounce of marrow from the bones of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman in order to get laughs during the OJ Trial. Can you say Dancing Ito’s

That Monica joke is a great pull that proves that Jay Leno should shut up and stay in his garage.

I mean, he’s not wrong, strictly speaking. It was nice to have a president embroiled in smaller scandals that could be boiled down to one punchline, instead of the 3-ring circus Trump makes of the nation every day. “Bush is dumb” may well be a blanket statement that made it easy for Leno to cover a multitude of sins…

Oh, he’s two kids stuffed into an ill-fitting suit. “We’re the best president! We declare war on fractions! Eat poo, Brayden!”

The only logical (for lack of a better word) conclusion I can make of this is that Drumpf is admitting foxandfriends are part of the presidency.

But remember, WE are number one - President!

That’s both dictator talk and dementia talk. Which is pretty scary.

“But remember, WE are number one - President!”

The size of Leno’s face in the thumbnail for that video disturbs me. I can’t even bring myself to watch it.

The Westboro Baptist Church once protested outside my workplace - a newspaper in Casper, Wyoming- and this local pagan counter-protested by driving his muscle car into the lot, getting out, blasting metal, and turning his back to the God-Hates-Fags crowd showing his “Christ Is A Cunt” Cradle of Filth t-shirt. That man…